Wife, I Want to Eat Meat

Wife, I want to graze on an old pasture.

Someone: This lady is a flower not grass.

Wife, I this gentleman wants to roll in the sheets with you.

Someone kicks: Did this lady allow you on the bed?

Wife, husband wants to eat meat!

Someone brandished her whip: Get lost, this lady is eating vegetarian food tonight.

In a sentence: It’s a story of a husband cast aside, seduce his ex-wife by every possible means to roll in the sheets, eat meat and give birth to little piglets.