倒霉天使求爱记

D100 was an angel in charge of bad luck. One day, after getting off work, he accidentally fell into the arms of a human.

The human was very handsome, and D100 fell in love at first sight.

D100 placed a banana peel in the middle of the road: “I like you!”

Zeng Yu slipped, fell to the ground, and remained expressionless.

D100 smeared jam on a white wall: “I love you!”

Zeng Yu, holding a freshly used paint roller, saw stars from anger.

D100 turned off the bathroom light: “Let’s be together!”

Zeng Yu, clutching a towel, blushed furiously.

…

On the 156th day of his failed courtship, D100 wrote in his diary:

“Today, I ranked first in the Bad Luck Competition, but Zeng Yu still won’t say he likes me.”

On the 157th day, a new line appeared under the entry in a different handwriting—

“If you write in my bed again, get lost.”

A straightforward angel gong × an aloof handsome shou (the clueless × the unimpressed)