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Klee: “Ta-da! Klee’s gonna perform fish-blasting with Jumpy Dumpty!”

Captain Jean entered the live broadcast.

“To…today Klee is…is here to tell…tell you all a story about a girl who loves blowing up fish!”

Hu Tao: “Hehe, I am Hu Tao, the Seventy-Seventh Director of Wangsheng Funeral Parlor. For any funeral-related business, please remember to contact this humble director! Oh right, followers get a 20% discount and a bonus luxurious funeral service!”

Qiqi: “Qiqi does not want to stream!”

Hu Tao swiftly embraced Qiqi and ran towards Wuwang Hill.

“Hehe, sorry, but it’s not your choice today!”

“Our broadcaster has captured a live zombie for everyone today. Everyone, type ‘Protect Wangsheng Funeral Parlor’ in the chat – hehe!”

Very Chatty Cloud Retainer: “Give me a follow, and I’ll share stories about Ganyu from her childhood in Liyue!”

Arataki Itto: “Welcome to the Arataki Gang! Watch me devour a pig in three bites – don’t stop those tips coming!”

Yoimiya: “Thanking Traveler for the rocket tip! Hm, let me show you how to make rockets now!”

Paimon aimed the phone at Zhongli, her expression sly. “Emperor, surely you wouldn’t want others knowing you’re still alive, would you?!”

Main Characters: Lin Feng, Eula