将军府小妾生存报告

I thought I was the heroine. As long as I could capture the heart of my life-long meal ticket in the end, I could become his true love, get married, have kids afterwards. In the end, giving birth to a boy could be considered as the story’s ending, and it’s all happily ever after.

Anyways, aren’t all the old stories written like this!?

But, I never would’ve thought that I would be stuck at the first step.

Because, my meal ticket is……

——G-general, ah!!! _(:з」∠)_

This work has another name, “Goose Goose Goose.” (Not)

(T/N: in reference to the classic Tang poem, “Song for the Goose.”)