恋爱天才钱小可

Also named 《Love cheater Qian Xiaoke》

Jiang Tongyan was entangled by a little drunk at a friend’s birthday party.

The little drunk hugged him: No one loves me, I’m as pitiful as cabbage in the field.

The next morning, both of them awoke in the same bed.

Little drunk: You slept with me, I’m dirty.

Jiang Tongyan: I heard that one is not able to have s*x after drunk.

Little drunk: I don’t care, you must have slept with me for sure.

So, Jiang Tongyan really slept with him.

Then, Jiang Tongyan tried to be responsible for him, but Qian Xiaoke said: Nonononono, better not.

Jiang Tongyan believed that this guy named Qian Xiaoke was a love cheater, deceiving him and his heart.

Qian Xiaoke: I’m only 20 this year, but I was already slept with you, I’m so pitiful.

Jiang Tongyan looked at his identity card: Damn! You are already 27! And you are the one who asked me to sleep with you!

Qian Xiaoke: I’m only 20 this year, and have loved 100 people, but none of them loves me.

Jiang Tongyan: Please I beg you, just shut your mouth.

A more joyous story about typical friends who became lovers.

PS: It’s just a funny story for happiness, a sweet story that you can read without using brains. The only purpose is to make you feel happy. The protagonist’s brain circuit is different from ordinary people, so they are very happy. Don’t think too much into it, thank you, (bow).