我有三个龙傲天竹马

I have three childhood friends who are like dragons soaring high,

They surpass the heavens, the earth, and even immortals with ease.

My mom had countless backup plans,

Yet she witnessed my struggle for custody rights.

Eldest brother’s scholarly pursuits exasperate people to death,

Second brother encounters ghosts and disappears without a trace.

Third brother flirts endlessly without getting bored,

But alas, my sister chose to become a nun.

In this terrifying cultivation world,

Siblings are united in endless rivalry.