满朝文武听我心声,我摆烂吃瓜!

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Web Novel [CH]
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Year
2024
Status in COO

342 Chapters (Completed)

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Step into the comedic and chaotic world of '满朝文武听我心声,我摆烂吃瓜!' as Lin Mo navigates court drama with her unique system. This tale of a lazy and shameless protagonist in a historical setting follows Lin Mo's journey of slacking off, uncovering scandals, and inadvertently helping the emperor solve financial woes. With a touch of slow romance and lack of common sense, this web novel promises a light-hearted and entertaining read.

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【Full Mind Reading Silly Watching Drama Slacking Off】

Having finally become a noble lady in ancient times, Lin Mo decided to cherish this wonderful life! After living a lazy life for over a decade after crossing over, Lin Mo originally planned to continue like this, but her father, fearing she might starve, directly gave her an official position.

“Ahhh! I don’t want to go to work! Why do I have to go to work!” Lin Mo cried and rolled on the ground.

But after starting work, life didn’t seem so difficult, and she even got a “melon-eating” system. The whole court was full of drama!

From then on, Lin Mo and the system would attend court every day to watch the drama. However, the system had a flaw: everyone could hear their thoughts!

So, the court officials ended up hearing a lot of random and messy things, which were quite intriguing.

【Shocking! The emperor’s underwear has been mended three times, and the reason is poverty!】

Emperor:……

That evening, the three princes sent a large pile of underwear to their father.

【Big News! The Protector-General has an inappropriate relationship with Prince Qi!】

Protector-General:……

Soon after, both the Protector-General’s residence and Prince Qi’s residence were raided.

【Oh my goodness! The Grand Preceptor wet the bed last night! And he even hid the bedding!】

Grand Preceptor:……

That same evening, the emperor sent a court physician to follow the Grand Preceptor back, as bedwetting is a condition that needs treatment!

With Lin Mo and the system, the daily court sessions became a melon-eating party.

Lin Mo and the system led the court officials through a field of drama. Thanks to their help (eating melons), corrupt officials were caught and the treasury was filled.

Most importantly, the emperor himself now had money to buy new underwear!

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