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In the second semester of sophomore year, Jisu comforts a senior from the music club who was deceived by a scumbag in an online romance. The senior, with tears in her eyes, begs Jisu to help her get revenge.

Jisu, bewildered: ‘Senior, I’m a guy.’

Senior, with a fierce look: ‘Precisely because you’re a guy, and because you’re more endowed than him, you have to make him understand the dangers of online dating!’

Jisu: ‘…’

To help the senior get revenge, Jisu adds the scumbag on WeChat with a new account, racking his brains every day to chat with him. But no matter how many good morning and good night messages he sends, the scumbag never replies.

Until one day, Jisu sends a photo to the scumbag. In the photo, he is wearing white shorts, revealing a slender and well-proportioned thigh.

This time, the scumbag responds instantly: ‘Is that your leg in the photo?’

Jisu discovers that the scumbag senior has a leg fetish. The scumbag frequently finds excuses to ask for more leg photos. To avoid revealing his gender, Jisu buys skirts online and obediently sends leg photos.

The scumbag’s cold demeanor changes, and he starts chatting proactively, buying Jisu various pretty skirts, sending him tickets to his favorite concerts, and even sharing photos of his own six-pack abs and V-line.

Seeing the scumbag getting more and more infatuated, Jisu proposes to meet in real life, thinking his revenge plan is about to succeed. But to his surprise, the scumbag turns out to be the law student heartthrob Gu Zhao, a 193 cm tall, aloof male god of A University, who is rumored to be a bit homophobic.

Jisu panics and blocks Gu Zhao on WeChat, fearing the campus heartthrob will recognize him. However, the more he tries to avoid him, the more frequently they meet, and Gu Zhao’s gaze becomes increasingly inscrutable.

Later, Gu Zhao sits Jisu on his lap, personally dressing him in a high-slit cheongsam, his tone ambiguous and dangerous: ‘Baby, why don’t you call me husband anymore?’

Jisu: ‘Husband, I was wrong, boohoo…’

A seemingly innocent yet seductive straight male submissive x a cold and scheming campus heartthrob who dotes on his ‘wife.’

1. The seme is not a true scumbag.

2. The seme has a leg fetish, but only for the uke’s legs.

3. Both are straight (but not really) and bend for each other in this sweet romance.

4. All plot logic serves the romance.

5. An indulgent work by the author, stop reading if not interested.

6. Common trope of online dating mishaps, please refrain from critiquing the plot in the comments.