The Universally Despised Cannon Fodder Drama Queen Wife Decides to Slack Off

Lin Ganzhi, a down-and-out actor, transmigrated into the body of the useless dramatic wife of a villain destined to be hated.

As an insignificant C-list celebrity in the entertainment industry, the original host, due to his complete lack of self-awareness, relentlessly pursued the protagonist shou’s fiancé, earning the scorn of the entire internet. Eventually, he was tricked by one of the protagonist group’s admirers into marrying Yan Shengping, a man equally notorious and universally despised.

When Lin Ganzhi transmigrated, the hated villain had already been squeezed dry of his last bit of use and abandoned in a small villa in the suburbs, unloved and unwanted, suffering from a severe stomach ailment.

Lin Ganzhi: Can I tolerate this injustice?

Yan Shengping’s butler sighed: “Yes, having only one million yuan a month for spending money is indeed a grievance. If you can’t stand it, I’ll persuade Mr. Yan to divorce you.”

Lin Ganzhi: “…How much?”

Butler: “One…”

Lin Ganzhi clutched his chest, his eyes reddening, the professional actor instantly putting on a show: “You want me to leave my beloved husband?”

Yan Shengping, who was just about to come in and discuss the divorce: ?

Lin Ganzhi’s inner thoughts: No more pretending, I’m just going to slack off. One million yuan a month for spending money, I’m going to take care of this man for the rest of my life! Anyway, he’s useless!

Yan Shengping wholeheartedly wanted Lin Ganzhi to hate him and take the initiative to leave.

However,

Lin Ganzhi personally made lunch.

Yan Shengping frowned: “What the hell is this? Take it away!”

Lin Ganzhi: “Yes, yes, yes, I forgot you don’t like green onions. I’ll pick them out for you right now!”

Yan Shengping’s stomach acted up: “Go away, I’m not taking medicine!”

Lin Ganzhi: “Be good, I made a cake. You can eat something sweet after taking your medicine.”

Lin Ganzhi went away to film a variety show. Yan Shengping snorted coldly: “You better not come back!”

Lin Ganzhi’s back stiffened, he turned around with tears in his eyes.

Yan Shengping’s heart ached. Damn it, he went too far.

Lin Ganzhi’s inner OS: Damn it, the boss is unhappy, I’m going to reject that crappy variety show!!!

To restore the boss’s image, Lin Ganzhi, with his C-list celebrity status, worked hard. In the survival variety show, he directly became a survival bandit.

At first, netizens angrily commented: Can the useless couple just go away?

Later: Help me, I can still ship the useless couple for a hundred years!!

Later, the truth was revealed. Lin Ganzhi only then knew that the book he transmigrated into had two parts, and Yan Shengping was the final protagonist. Lin Ganzhi patted his chest in relief. Thankfully, he chose to side with Yan Shengping for money, no, for justice! Otherwise, he would be the one dead.

And after all his efforts, when Yan Shengping’s health finally recovered, Yan Shengping’s white moonlight returned to China. Lin Ganzhi, who had saved enough money to live on for the rest of his life, rubbed his hands and wrote a divorce agreement, even leaving a note wishing Yan Shengping and his white moonlight a happy life together. But he couldn’t get out of Yan Shengping’s room that night.

Afterwards, Yan Shengping gently rubbed the back of Lin Ganzhi’s neck: Are you still wishing me well, Ganzhi?

Lin Ganzhi was too tired to lift his hands, tears still in his eyes: I, I wish you the best!

A well-behaved and slacker-ish shou & an initially gloomy, cold, and tsundere but later doting gong.