Wake Up, Your Vest Has Fallen Off

The genius of the Architecture Department at the Polytechnic University, He Yuan, is known for being tall, cool, and reserved. He doesn’t say much, just draws tirelessly, sketching with markers from morning till night.

At 10 PM, He Yuan opens his color-testing live stream—

He Yuan: “Shade 12. Looks good, buy it.” (Calm.jpg)

He Yuan: “This texture feels like smearing cement on your lips, and it dries up like laying down asphalt.” (Indifferent.jpg)

Barrage 1: “Weren’t beauty streamers supposed to be coquettish? Did this host just come back from a construction site? LOL”

Barrage 2: “You have charming lips but you have to say poisonous words, this anchor is really hardcore——”

Barrage 3: “OMG why am I being convinced by a straight male streamer to buy this lipstick shade?! The shade is so damn good-looking! ! !”

Meanwhile, at the Medical University next door, the freshman Xiao An is quite the slacker. He can fall asleep as soon as he touches his desk, gripping a scalpel from the start to the end of class.

At 8 PM, Xiao An opens his dark cuisine live stream—

Xiao An: “Today, we’ll attempt to perform a miracle by combining a pack of pickled mustard greens with Häagen-Dazs. Let’s give Häagen-Dazs a round of applause.”

Xiao An: “When cutting through bone, you make your incision at the joint. Most of the interior is fibrous connective tissue, which is easier to slice.”

Barrage 1: “Crying again because of that minty voice of the little brother—”

Barrage 2: “Boy, aren’t you sleeping? How come you remember everything the teacher said?!”

Barrage 3: “Someone, please take him away! How can someone seriously create dark cuisine with such a straight face? QAQ”

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A website’s anniversary event brings the two, who couldn’t stand each other, together—

He Yuan: “…You’re a streamer too?”

Xiao An: (Oh crap, the streamer I’ve had my eye on turns out to be the person I can’t stand. QAQ)

In order to keep their secret identities and stream in peace, the two decide to rent an apartment and live together. From then on, their streams feature a new dynamic—

He Yuan: “Today I will try a limited edition for Arbor Day…”

Barrage: “Is that guy walking behind the streamer his boyfriend?! OMG, watching him apply lipstick for him is too sweet!”

Xiao An: “…A beautiful and delicious dessert of water chestnut skewers with herbal jelly is ready.”

(He Yuan walks by and scoops up a bite as he passes.)

Barrage: “Ahhh, finally someone is willing to eat the food made by the child, the old mother cried violently TAT”